Saturday, December 29, 2007

Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Property!

I wonder how some people can just get in the writing grove and just go nuts on these Blogs. Cause I just can't get it man. You know? But whatever. What I need right now is more blogger mates. I only got two and that isn't enough. No offense to those that I didn't mention sorry! But I digress.
You dudes that do drop me a line every once and a while, got any tips? No. Not tips. References! I need some other dudes and dudets to commune with... Would "commune" be the right word here? Whatever. Welp, Off to whatever it was that I was doing before.

(Just me Ranting ok?)

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Man Posting Is Hard

As i said and don't forget to check out the latest find curtsy of Nomie
http://www.giantitp.com/
don't forget Order of the Stick!

d12!!!

borb

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Heart and Soul

I think that everyone has heard the expression; "Put you heart and soul into it!", but has anyone really thought about what it means? There are three things in the Universe and only three things. They are Matter, Energy and Time. So far, humans can manipulate two of those three things, Matter and Energy. I think that the above phrase means more than we give it credit for, as I have a new theory about life and it's relation to the soul. My theory is that as we live our life, bits of our soul fall into what ever is around us or what we're doing. This does not, by all means, mean that doing nothing will make you live longer, but it could explain why some addictions can kill.
One important thing is that you can't willingly slow down the rate at which your soul leaves your body but you can speed it up. Stress, fun, depression, sickness, and jealousy all can speed up the rate at which your soul disperses. Time flies when you're having fun, is when your soul latches on to what ever is making you happy. Then the bits of your soul remain there until the End. During Depression your soul is flung out in every direction with no purpose and thus does not "stick" to anything. During stressful situations, your soul turns into shards and impales you and the object or your stress. Pieces of soul on the body does not mean that the soul is recycled, as your body is only a temporary vessel for your soul. Jealousy is much the same as stress but rather than both you and your target, it is expended at a much increased rate at only the target of your jealousy.
When doing something, our soul enters that activity and gives it meaning to our minds as we know that pieces of your soul are leaving and we like to be around things that have meaning. Essentially you "live on" in the things that you did. In traditions, greed, hate, love, in the offspring of your children and the enemies that you make.
When we are old, much of our soul is gone and what is left is at the middle of the body and takes energy from the body as it exits, leaving the old tired. These last pieces are often spent on people or our life long positions. When they attach to other people's bodies out of love or affection, and love or affection is received, the bits are absorbed by each person. allowing one to live on, in memory, and the other to give comfort. This replaced soul is not recognized by the body and thus does not keep the body and mind alive but it does give the body meaning after it fails to function.

The morel of the story? Do somthing that you will always enjoy and never regret. Be kind to others and yourself and choose where to leave your soul, not have it be chosen for you.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Change as an Idea

Change is the one thing that is constant in life. Life is always changing and those that don't change are lost in the depths of time. Humans may be one of the most adaptable to change yet, which is why they have taken over the earth as the dominant species. This excludes the simplest of organisms and viruses which will almost always survive because of their simplicity and the relatively nonexistent need of recourses, compared to humans of course.
In the beginning, life was not that accepting of change. Billions of generations would pass and the first lifeforms just didn't like the idea of change. Then as the available resources decreased change was accepted as the best way to survive. Then, just before the first great extinction, life would change almost constantly. There were more species of animal, plant, bacteria than ever before. Then 95% of that population was gone in the first and greatest of many great extinctions. Life has since been gradually finding the best ratios between change and no change. It had thought it had found it when the it grew to the dinosaurs but, after a few million years, they too were wiped out. This was life new test. Before, brute strength and size were enough to get everything you needed. But in a new world crisis and mass extinction of 70% of the world's population proved that wrong. Now life is seeing if brains is the way to go. Thus Humans have arisen and life is probably worried. Change, the great double edged sword of fate, is happening, not every million generations, not every hundred generations, but almost every generation of human life there have been great amounts of change. Life was worried that the humans could not handle the responsibility of applied chemistry, physics and mathematics, even though each of these things had always existed. But now they were being combined in ways never before tried. Life realized that it was losing control over its creation. One of its own creations was daubing in the art of creation. A realm that was only ever explored by life before.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Tyler's Story

A fun little game where you play as a teenager who hates homework, loves his video games and tries to save the world with his amazing powers of skinny!

Well I'm sorry to break it to you all but Tyler is gaining weight! 5 pounds! thats like over 4% of his body weight and it's all thanks to Traditional Chinese Medicine. Yeah I'm getting some too but don't worry I'm not huge either. It's to calm the many people who run the oligarchy in my head, you know, to keep them quiet so I can sleep. But enough about me, Tyler has been playing more and more lately and it some times worries me. I come home, he's on the computer, when I wake up on weekends, on the computer, when I go to bed, he's watching TV. But its not like he has any thing to do. I mean we live in the middle of nowhere (Kansas) and I'm the only one who is willing to drive him places and even then that's not often. So if you want to cure his lonelyness talk to him on WOW. his name is loyd or something... im not really sure... o well.

Well thats it for today. o and read this word
H-A-L-P-H

well??

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Harvest

Horray harvest has started, WOO HOO! Well, I just love the season. It smells so nice outside and it is just the right temperature. Not hot and slightly chill, ahhhhhhh. In other news:
Tyler is Completely addicted to WoW
I'm hungry more often
People are in college and the blogsphere is not buzzing
Tyler is going to National FFA convention
Derek is going to China and NY,NY
Sept. 25 is coming
The play is here and We are doing Dracula (which who is I)
The play preformence is the first weekend in November
I am still hungry and am wishing for more breadsticks
Anet killed another animal, Possum not playing dead!
Missing all the folks at college (still)
Having the (biggest) bonfire soon, whole trees involved!
Updates maybe comming more often...maybe
Fruit sales comming too.
I apparently can't spell comming
Reasons I can't wait for this holiday season:
Halo 3
AoE3: Asia
SimCity 5
SSBB
SupCom2
EE3
Christmas tree lights
Something for the Wii
And Other Great Tytles


Any way...
I will try to cover EVERY THING on this list in the next few days... maybe.

Also UNCONFIRMED REPORT:
Derek doing his book report early?

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

School

Uhhhhhhg (or however you spell that). School has started once again and everyone is getting back into that rhythm of life thing again. We got new teachers and lost one (for those of you who wonder about these things; Henrich) and I have class with all my friends. Which is pretty fun. Today is also my second day of college edu. I still wonder how its going to be and Im still kinda nervous. Well Im pretty sure Ill get over it soon enough.

The beans are turning and the corn is getting brown. Man I love harvest!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Home Again

Well I am home again and ready for the remainder of my summer to get on with its self! I am really excited about school coming again cause I'll get to see people again. Yes, it will be much fun. But I haven't told you any thing about what happened while I was in the South! Well I worked and golfed and worked some more, got sick and painted a trailer house white! Really quite fun, it was. I worked at a furniture store owned by my Aunt and Uncle. I helped put together chairs and move stuff around there. I was supposed to help delivering furniture but i got sick before I could. I also painted a trailer house but this house was in the middle of nowhere and had a host of giant insects and junk. My uncle said that it looked a lot better since they (my uncle and my papaw) had cleaned it up. I had thought that it already was a dump. I was wrong.
Today I am going for a counciling session with a Riverland councilor who is supposed to help me get some classes lined up for the year. I am slightly upset because I couldn't get a session close to home. I have to travel to Owattana and do it there. But, as I said, not a really big deal to me.
And that is about it. I am now ready to play some games that need playing, read some magazines and hopefully get some books in the near future.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

South for the Summer

Well Im going down South to my Uncle's place for awhile to work and just get a different view of the world. Mainly the South. I'm pretty much going to be down there till next Tuesday, witch is going to be fun.
I played Gears of War the other day and boy howdy was that a good time. We (me and simetime) got all the way to the end boss in 7 hours, long for Gears I know, and then it was next to impossible that I met the love of my live. Now that I have lost the majority of my readers, All !$ of you, I will stop to let you roll around in your confusion for a bit then you will fall out the deep sleep you have been having, much to the dismay of your Overlord, as you start your quest for power, glory, and vengeance!

Monday, July 30, 2007

It is hot outside!

I almost died a couple times in the past two weeks or so. From what you ask? Why, don't you read the tightles? From heatstroke you singing Iguana, or rather I just got a small case of heat exhaustion and felt like I would die. I really should get outside more often. That would help a lot.
I also got to drive the big truck today, hauling soybeans, and that was an eventful job. I got stuck on the hill with a full load, like 24000 lbs, and it took 13 tries to get going. My dad said that it would happen a couple times in the fall and that there would be a lot more people that pull right up next to you cause their in such a rush. That is what I call an accident waiting to happen, muhahaha.
But then there is all the naps that I have been taking. I used to never take naps and now I've taken one every day for the past week. It makes me worry, it does.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Meh

I feel apathetic today.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Horray

I finally got Norton Antivirus. Its been scary roaming the internet in pursuit of fun and information but now I feel safer. wew

Friday, July 20, 2007

Im Back

Ok so you guys ( and Dudets, don't forget the Dudets) probably didn't know that I went on vacation. Well I did and it was pretty cool. Yeah I went to Yellow Stone National Park and it was not what I expected. Yeah I saw Bears, Moosen, Caribou, an Elk or two and I saw so many buffalo that I didn't feel bad eating the Buffalo Burgers any more. Yumm. But the main thing that was off was that I spent more time in the car than in any other trip in my life. It was insane I mean this was a National forest and nature stuff and I was in the car longer than in the park. Between the Buffalo jams and the Road construction and the endlessly treed landscape it got kinda bad. Not to say that it was a total bust, it was pretty sweet and I saw like, Every geological feature know to man, and Old Faithful twice which was pretty cool and I might take my kids one day just to annoy them. Another thing that got worse over time: The Smell ! Rotten eggs is right and after three days of that I was not feeling the love you know?
Also we were supposed to go kayaking but the kayak people canceled on us 10 min before we were to go on the lake! We, my family and a bunch of others, had all been sitting there for 3 hours and then it was just canceled! Sorry for all the shouting but thats how it was. Loud!
My folks also let me drive the 157 miles home, witch was fun, and then we walked in the door and BAM! Hit with a smell not comprehensible to the Human psyche! It was bad so I just went downstairs and watched TV for a while. Great fun yes.
and then i wrote this

borb

Saturday, July 7, 2007

4th of july

I had a great 4th. Roman candles, fire and short fuses. Hooray! other than that not much else happened, besides the usual occurrences. Except that I SAW TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE! AND BOY WAS IT GREAT!! Ok that was a lot of yelling but it was seriously that good! no lie. although it was a Man Movie through and through. Cars, Giant Robots with matching guns, Lots of Explosions, and even a hot girl or two. Totally a man movie. Yep. And Supreme Commander Rocks the House!

borb

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Bike riding

wow 20 mi on a bike is not good for your butt! owww. Well other than that I just worked and saw a movie called Rat-i-tu-e, uhh I don't really know how to spell that. But the movie was really good. Good for the whole family. yeah. wow i am beat. notice the lack of caps. thats how tired i am. and yet i continue to type my ideas. ok now i am done.

Borb

Friday, June 29, 2007

Ughhh

Today I re-read my last post and I was shocked as to how crude and unstructured it was. After reading posts from Nommie, Fire-Phantom, and bloggers on Gamespot I guess that my writing style just can't compete.
Well other than that sad disappointment I got to walk beans today. (*unenthusiastically*) hooray. I'm actually on break in between fields. My lunch break to be precise and boy am I hungry. I had thought that walking beans was a thing of the past, but I guess I was wrong. Wow. Doing things the old way really does make you appreciate new ways and technology.
It also made me think of the amount of time that would have to go into a robot being able to preform that task. They would have to have a 3-D picture data base of varieties of plants in different stages of life and then be instructed as to the method and precision required in the destruction of various weeds and all the while avoiding the main crop. They would also have to be very nimble, maybe some type of hover or legged type machine, and also very dexterous so as not to harm the crop or spread the seeds of a mature weed. This makes me think of the amount of time it would spend out in the field which would be determined by its fuel/energy source. Maybe a solar powered variety or maybe even hydrogen powered. It could also get energy from local windmills or from Biodegradable sources. Very interesting.
Well it is now time to fill my digestive track! (*enthusiastically*)Hooray!

Borb

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

I've got a blog, yippie!

Wow... look at all this space. I know get to use my key board for something other than mindless violence and use it for its intended purpose! Hooray! Well this, being my first entry will be of no consequence as i talk about the Nazis desire for racial purity was flawed. Genetic variety. With no genetic variety humans would eventually inbreed and this would be bad for us. Heck were already in a bad way. It will only take one overly exposed bacterium or virus to wipe us all out. It has been thought that the human race has already experienced a genetic bottle neck thus reducing our genetic variety to that equivalent of a single Tribe of Chimps. sad sad sad... Truly is. well that ends that as i now wish to enter my sleep and repair cycle.

borb